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EU diplomatic ‘shit list’ drawn up by the Tourism Board, say Kremlin

Grab a bargain now before prices fall!A Russian foreign ministry official has today contradicted reports that a list of ‘banned’ politicians was a result of EU sanctions against Russia. ‘Not at all. It is a simple attempt to support our gentrification process by excluding undesirables who are likely to detract from Russia’s reputation as a lovely place to visit and live.’

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Posted: May 31st, 2015
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Train for jihad in Wales, says tourist board

‘Low-cost flights to the Middle East are hurting our tourism economy,’ said a spokesman. ‘Jihadis are buying last-minute flights to Turkey to complete their training abroad.’

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Posted: Apr 8th, 2015
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Tide decides to stay out in Rhyl ‘for good’

The north Wales town synonymous with dwindling tourism, economic decline and laverbread addiction has been informed by representatives of the Irish Sea, that all future shoreline visits will be cancelled.

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Posted: Aug 9th, 2013
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Cannabis farm wins regional tourism award

Weed World, established in 2011 by a consortium of specialist farming enthusiasts after a trip to Amsterdam, expanded its enterprise by introducing family-friendly activities such as a miniature railway, elaborate water bongs and cake baking sessions.

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Posted: Oct 8th, 2012
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An Idiot’s Guide to… Canada

The country is most famous for being the largest landmass that people tend to forget even exists.

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Posted: Jul 16th, 2012
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