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Severely drunk community demand rights, extra chili sauce no salad

protesters saved a bit for 'besht mate' Dave CameronThousands of extremely inebriated men and women zig-zagged their way from Trafalgar Square to Downing Street late last night to deliver their hand-written, barely legible charter to the Prime Minister, demanding a fairer deal for tanked-up British citizens.

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Posted: May 24th, 2011
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Thatcher’s body to be embalmed in giant milk bottle

Following on from her recent stay in hospital, plans are being drawn up to commemorate the increasingly frail Baroness Thatcher upon the event of her passing. After a lengthy consultation a panel of experts has announced that the former Prime Minister’s embalmed body will be put on display in a giant milk bottle-shaped mausoleum in Trafalgar Square.

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Posted: Aug 7th, 2009
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Toddlers admit failed strategy in War on Pigeons

Pigeons‘If we can stop them from flying away we will have them.’

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Posted: Feb 10th, 2008
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