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Toddlers admit failed strategy in War on Pigeons

Pigeons‘If we can stop them from flying away we will have them.’

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Posted: Feb 7th, 2014
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Plans for Thatcher statue slammed by UK’s existing statues

even pigeons refusing to land on itThe statue of Winston Churchill in Parliament Square declared:  ’Never in the field of human governance was so little done for so many by one mad old bat. This idea will get a big bronze V-sign from me.’

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Posted: Mar 7th, 2013
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Shard skyscraper to get 90ft fairy from Norway

no plans to stick a fairy on the Gherkin any time soonMayor Boris Johnson has written to the King of Norway telling him not to bother with sending a tree for Trafalgar Square this year “now we’ve got the Shard”.

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Posted: Nov 25th, 2012
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Severely drunk community demand rights, extra chili sauce, no salad

protesters saved a bit for 'besht mate' Dave CameronThousands of extremely inebriated men and women zig-zagged their way from Trafalgar Square to Downing Street late last night to deliver their hand-written, barely legible charter to the Prime Minister, demanding a fairer deal for tanked-up British citizens.

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Posted: May 24th, 2011
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Thatcher’s body to be embalmed in giant milk bottle

Following on from her recent stay in hospital, plans are being drawn up to commemorate the increasingly frail Baroness Thatcher upon the event of her passing. After a lengthy consultation a panel of experts has announced that the former Prime Minister’s embalmed body will be put on display in a giant milk bottle-shaped mausoleum in Trafalgar Square.

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Posted: Aug 7th, 2009
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