An exploration probe sent to map the desolate outer reaches of the galaxy has unexpectedly encountered long lines of traffic cones. Astonished scientists are trying to figure out why there are traffic calming measures in a place where absolutely nothing has happened for billions of years. [read...]
‘I think we’re going to be stuck here forever, and I’m running low on boiled sweets.’ [read...]
Officials at Hotpoint blamed customers who had not properly read the operating instructions after a procession of their new Smart GTX washing machines caused heavy tailbacks on the M11. [read...]
Almost everything stated by a co-worker as having occurred ‘literally’ in fact happened figuratively at best, it has emerged. Systems Analyst Kerry Jones alleged to have ‘literally nearly died’ when a ‘wild animal pounced on her’ [read...]
Migrants have been making a series of complaints today at delays experienced at the Eurostar tunnel. [read...]
