Almost everything stated by a co-worker as having occurred ‘literally’ in fact happened figuratively at best, it has emerged. Systems Analyst Kerry Jones alleged to have ‘literally nearly died’ when a ‘wild animal pounced on her’ [read...]
Migrants have been making a series of complaints today at delays experienced at the Eurostar tunnel. [read...]
The common jellyfish is now Britain’s favourite pet according to research carried out yesterday.
The creature moved from 1,5000,000th most popular creature in the UK right up to the coveted No1 spot, replacing kittens, [read...]
‘I think we’re going to be stuck here forever, and I’m running low on boiled sweets.’ [read...]
Following successful trials of Diverted Traffic routes at a local level, the Department for Transport has given the go-ahead to expand the system into a fully-integrated national network. [read...]
