Shortly after his death Mr Rackly was heard to remark to his fellow travellers in the afterlife that the delay was ‘bloody typical’, that the live man on the rail showed ‘no consideration’ and that he would be ‘haunting his arse’.
Posted: Apr 30th, 2012
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Due to recent warm weather, the Environment Agency has today raised the Body Odour warning level of one London commuter from ‘Severe’ to ‘Critical’. Mark Beale, a 36-year-old software engineer, catches the 17.56 London Bridge to Gillingham service each weekday, but regularly leaves his office late meaning he has to run most of the way to the station.
Posted: Oct 2nd, 2011
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The decision will provide a boost to workers in the crucial plastic church and artificial lichen industries.
Posted: Jul 1st, 2011
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Highways Agency announced that the vast chasm of gloom has been closed in order to perform ‘essential maintenance work’.
Posted: Jan 23rd, 2011
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