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MoD unveils ‘Tramp Army’

‘Tramps make excellent soldiers,’ Fallon said. ‘They are experts in urban survival techniques, they can survive in the field on as little as four cans of Special Brew per day and it’s actually funny watching them fight.’

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Posted: Sep 23rd, 2014
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Edinburgh’s new tramp service finally opens

‘We are bringing back the good old days when there was vomit on every street corner and a wanking hobo on every park bench,’ said a Scottish department of culture spokesman. ‘In fact, we spent over £7 million to make sure that there is a homeless junkie every 30 feet along the Royal Mile.’

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Posted: Jun 3rd, 2014
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Ryanair slammed for outsourcing complaints department to Dublin tramp

‘At first we thought that the man on the other end of the phone was Michael O’Leary and we’d just woke him up, but further investigation revealed that it was actually a tramp in the Temple Bar area of Dublin, called Mick.’

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Posted: Nov 28th, 2012
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Beggars must register for VAT, Osborne announces

As of 1st April 2013, all licenced beggars must be registered for VAT and charge tax on top of all donations they receive.

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Posted: Aug 20th, 2012
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Tories to train the homeless to improve their begging skills

The Conservative Party showed its compassionate side yesterday when Iain Duncan Smith announced a series of training initiatives aimed at helping the homeless by improving their begging techniques.

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Posted: Oct 3rd, 2010
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