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Driverless car magazine full of A&E tips

Despite criticism of its editorial slant to a very small demographic of middle-aged men with head injuries and a lack of interest in their long term futures, editor Dave Carson said that the driverless car is the future and that number of fatalities ‘has been massively exaggerated’.

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Posted: Dec 16th, 2014
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Edinburgh’s new tramp service finally opens

‘We are bringing back the good old days when there was vomit on every street corner and a wanking hobo on every park bench,’ said a Scottish department of culture spokesman. ‘In fact, we spent over £7 million to make sure that there is a homeless junkie every 30 feet along the Royal Mile.’

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Posted: Jun 3rd, 2014
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South London trams to introduce ‘racism carriages’

‘The ‘White Is Right’ carriages will be at the rear of our trams and will include buffet cars selling cans of special brew, pregnancy test kits and signed photos of Nick Griffin.’

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Posted: Dec 1st, 2011
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