Became embroiled in a painful three-hour discussion about the true meaning of the festival and its significance to modern society.
Posted: Nov 1st, 2012
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Goblins, ghouls, fairies and the souls of the departed are threatening to boycott Halloween this year, according a union spokesperson.
‘They’re just shit scared of British schoolchildren’, explained the Grim Reaper, head of the Amalgamated Union of Paranormal Manifestations.
Posted: Oct 29th, 2012
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‘Usually the grown-ups just pretend to be scared,’ said one eight-year-old. ‘But at all the houses with Republican posters in the windows, they’ve been genuinely terrified.’
Posted: Oct 30th, 2010
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‘I can cope with skeleton masks, devil outfits and ghost costumes. It’s the rest of the year when they lurk around with their hoods up that terrifies me.’
Posted: Nov 1st, 2008
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