Halloween Party Neither Frightening Nor Fun
‘One woman came in a nurse’s costume, but she was actually a nurse.’
Posted: Nov 1st, 2009
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Jehovah’s Witness kept talking all evening after making mistake of opening door to trick-or-treaters
The family of Mark Loveday, a 38-year-old Jehovah’s Witness from Lewisham, South London, was today regretting his ever having opened the front door to trick-or-treaters after he became embroiled in a painful three-hour discussion about the true meaning of the festival and its significance to modern society.
‘He should really have known better,’ said his wife Abigail, today. ‘It’s not as if they don’t stand out the way they dress up especially to go door-to-door, and there’s always at least two of them, though only one ever does the talking. Poor Mark thought he might be able to talk them out of a few of their misguided beliefs, but his ‘Have you heard the good news about our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ’ was no match for their dogmatic chanting of ‘trick or treat’.’
Posted: Oct 31st, 2009
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