‘I can cope with skeleton masks, devil outfits and ghost costumes. It’s the rest of the year when they lurk around with their hoods up that terrifies me.’ [read...]
Great British Bake Off judge Prue Leith has spoiled Halloween for the children who came to her door by blurting out the punchlines to all their jokes. The news comes hours after the presenter inadvertently tweeted the name of this year’s Bake Off winner. [read...]
Goblins, ghouls, fairies and the souls of the departed are threatening to boycott Halloween this year, according a union spokesperson.
‘They’re just shit scared of British schoolchildren’, explained the Grim Reaper, head of the Amalgamated Union of Paranormal Manifestations. [read...]