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Man finally invents the ‘Leg Jumper’

‘Much like a jumper for the upper torso, it is worn over the primary trouser layer and gives extra warmth and protection to the lowest of the vital organs, the knees.’

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Posted: Dec 7th, 2011
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Isle of Wight braces itself for flares to drainpipes switchover

‘T-Day is upon us,’ town crier and sartorial policy maker Marvin Burridge told a torch-bearing mob. ‘Failure to change over in a timely manner will result in a noticeable degradation in your street-cred.’

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Posted: May 5th, 2011
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