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Socialist jihadis declare Islamic Welfare State
A left-wing IS splinter cell has today declared an Islamic socialist caliphate in a bid to halt the plight of jobless jihadis and bombers on the breadline. [read...]
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Nick Clegg resolves not to make any New Year resolutions
After a challenging year, Nick Clegg has pledged that he will definitely not be making any New Year resolutions – or, if he does, he won’t tell anyone about them. [read...]
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‘You just try getting 12 months holiday for 9K at Thomson’ say Universities
Universities in the UK have hit back at students in the wake of a report that suggested up to 40% of them didn’t feel they were getting ‘value for money’ on yearly tuition fees. [read...]
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Pointless Media Studies degree courses facing closure, warn under-achieving academics
Scores of rubbish Media Studies degrees around the country are facing closure, according to the lecturers’ union NOPULU (Not Proper University Lecturers’ Union). The warning follows new figures from UCAS, which show the lucrative ‘crap sector’ [read...]
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Burglars call for cuts in tuition fees as student numbers fall
‘With student houses you have at least four sets of laptops, iPhones and a fair bit of ready cash in each house, protected only by a front door that they’re probably too stoned to lock,’ [read...]