An embarrassing mix-up at the finishing line of the 2017 London marathon, led to a foil-wrapped Kenyan runner being stuffed and oven-baked by caterers providing food to race-day stewards. [read...]
Having insinuated that the U.S. was behind the failed coup in Istanbul, President Erdogan has now accused Labour’s back-benchers of masterminding ‘another in a long line of cock ups’. While Angela Eagle and other leadership candidates have denied involvement, [read...]
Protesters gathering at the Macedonia-Greek border clashed with riot police after learning that the 2016 ‘Make-up and Hair’ award went to a stylist from New Zealand. Tear gas was quickly fired into the crowd but that just created a Gwyneth Paltrow response; [read...]
Russian leader, Vladimir Putin, has reportedly informed his cabinet that he will accept nothing less than a stuffed NATO ally to sate his appetite. While David Cameron has said there will only be a coalition of the willing, [read...]
US Secretary of State John Kerry, who reluctantly agreed to the idea, said: ‘It’s going to be tough, but we’ve received some really helpful support packs from NATO on how to control the urges we’re likely to face over the coming weeks. [read...]
