A turkey from Norfolk is said to be furious after discovering a Tory activist he had befriended as a chick had tricked him into believing they had ‘something special going on’ when he really intends to cook him later this week. [read...]
While generally in favour of the controversial plan to give Turkey’s children a more religious and conservative education, the UK’s former Education Secretary said there was a missed opportunity to study the King James Bible. [read...]
An embarrassing mix-up at the finishing line of the 2017 London marathon, led to a foil-wrapped Kenyan runner being stuffed and oven-baked by caterers providing food to race-day stewards. [read...]
Having insinuated that the U.S. was behind the failed coup in Istanbul, President Erdogan has now accused Labour’s back-benchers of masterminding ‘another in a long line of cock ups’. While Angela Eagle and other leadership candidates have denied involvement, [read...]
Protesters gathering at the Macedonia-Greek border clashed with riot police after learning that the 2016 ‘Make-up and Hair’ award went to a stylist from New Zealand. Tear gas was quickly fired into the crowd but that just created a Gwyneth Paltrow response; [read...]
