Under the Modern Witchcraft Act (2021), it became a capital offence to claim to understand the plot in the current series of Line of Duty. The first to be burned at the stake at Smithfield Market will be Dr Carole Smythe, [read...]
Fans of extremely self-absorbed rich people are celebrating after a middle-aged couple from London, Dorset, Melton Mowbray and London again, finally achieved the long sought-after Holy Grail of TV property porn.
Richard and Venetia Hume-Walker, [read...]
Prime Minister, serial rogerer and bottle blonde, Boris Johnson has courted controversy once more by naming H from Steps as his new chief of staff. H, whose real name is Ian something or other, had a successful career in the millennial pop band, [read...]