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Stunned scientists discover Stephen Fry ‘of only average intelligence’

“Our findings really shook us”, said Dr Havers, an expert in the field of perceived wisdom. “We found a causal link between ‘reading out obscure facts on television’, and an assumption by the public that he doesn’t sometimes leave his shoes in the fridge.

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Posted: Oct 13th, 2011
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Dumpiness epidemic caused by widescreen TVs, say experts

remoteThe increasing numbers of squat and dumpy children in British families is not due to poor diets and a lack of exercise as first thought but is, experts believe, a symptom of the proliferation of widescreen televisions in the nation’s homes.

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Posted: Aug 8th, 2011
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Government sets up regulatory body Oftoss for crap Friday night TV

includes set-bottom boxThe Government today swung into action over growing complaints about plummeting standards in crap Friday night TV.

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Posted: Feb 26th, 2011
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Behind the TV revealed; The hidden world of television cables

SCARTS rampantly mating with HDMIs captured on film for the first timeShows the complex life of cables in their natural habitat.

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Posted: Feb 2nd, 2010
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Neil Oliver insures his hair for a million pounds

The presenter of the TV series Coast has insured his hair for one million pounds.

Neil Oliver’s distinctive windswept locks join a long line of physical assets celebrities have insured.

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Posted: Jan 19th, 2010
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