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‘Who’s a big twat now, eh?’ jeers Marx from beyond grave

‘Perhaps Mr Weirdy Beardy Lefty had a point after all, eh?’ taunted the father of socialism. ‘When I said the defining features of capitalism include alienation, exploitation and reoccurring, cyclical depressions leading to mass unemployment, you all just laughed. Not laughing now, are you? Eh?

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Posted: Jan 11th, 2012
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Public warned: putting the word ‘über’ in front of everything isn’t cool or sassy

Media watchdog Ofcom has slammed the use of the word ‘über’, warning that the German prefix isn’t especially cool or fashionable. According to a recent report, it is, in fact, ‘rather tiresome and makes one look and sound like a twat’.

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Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009
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