A manhunt is underway for the individual who left an ‘unexploded piece of bullshit’ on social media. Security services say that the makeshift tweet had all the hallmarks of a ‘homemade turd’ and that devastation could have been far worse if Mr Trump had been armed with a dictionary or a modicum of wit. [read...]
An MP whose parliamentary track record has led to poverty, death and homelessness has joined a campaign asking the electorate to stop abusing MP’s online. The snot gobbling donkey fart told reporters that ‘MPs have feelings too’ and that calling them ‘mouth breathing shitburgers who deserve eternal damnation in hell’ achieves nothing, [read...]
In what is expected to be the next big thing on the internet, a Silicon Valley start-up has launched an App which automatically posts to social media your short-lived feelings of outrage, empathy or ‘holier-than-thou’ narcissism. [read...]
The revelation is particularly embarrassing as Mr Kent works as a mild-mannered reporter for the Daily Planet which had been campaigning for an end to the use of the law courts to protect celebrities from prying newspapers. [read...]
In a move certain to have a major impact on the magical establishment, a muggle newspaper has today defied the power of wizard law and taken the dramatic step of naming He Who Must Not Be Named, [read...]
