The Liberal Democrats have admitted that they are closely monitoring President Trump’s current tactics and hoping to learn lessons from them, after an official spokesperson was seen in a garden centre car park shouting at passers-by in the hope that they turned out to be journalists. [read...]
As the excitement of the US Presidential Elections starts drawing to a close, the Democratic Party is seeking a Twitter expert, it has been revealed. It appears their Presidential candidate lacks the knowledge and skills to undertake a major part of the role of the modern “President”. [read...]
Teenage girls across Europe have today been warned to go into hiding to protect themselves from the increasingly sinister threat posed by pop star Justin Bieber. Critics of the 19-year-old Canadian, who has embarked on a campaign to cause offence throughout Europe, [read...]
Jubilant Spurs fans riding a crest of Gareth Bale mania were swiftly brought crashing back down to earth, when a hideously familiar figure emerged from a military helicopter that landed in the training ground. Weighing in at over three stones more than the helicopter, [read...]
Activities described by a man on Facebook and Twitter as ‘absolute scenes’ are actually not that out of the ordinary at all, it has been confirmed. Pete McBride, 36, from Stockport, insists on massively over-bigging all events that he has been involved in, [read...]
