Internet now with ‘Auto-Adolf-Comparison’ feature
A new internet feature is being activated which auto-corrects all similes and metaphors so that they reference Hitler.
Posted: Jul 2nd, 2014
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Police to investigate biggest dinosaur jokes; ‘too soon’
The Metropolitan police have confirmed that they will look into complaints made to them about ‘tasteless, so-called, jokes’ made on Twitter about the recently discovered fossil of the world’s largest dinosaur in Patagonia.
Posted: May 20th, 2014
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Politicians turn to the hashtag to implement policies
Now that he ‘s discovered the bandwagon for tweeting a selfie holding a popular hashtag, David Cameron is planning sweeping reforms of the way that power is wielded in the corridors of Westminster.
Posted: May 12th, 2014
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France bans work emails after 6pm and lolcats in the office before 10am
In what is being seen as a ‘tit for cat’ retaliatory measure, Gallic big business plans to restrict private internet use in the office in response to workers being protected from intrusive emails at home. French Unions applauded the restrictions on out-of-hours work but demanded to know how honest labourers could expect to find ‘lonely singles’, monitor their Ebay auctions or complete Candy Crush Saga?
Posted: Apr 11th, 2014
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Internet to become literate by 2023
May be posible to spell thing’s corectly & feature reel punctuaton in email adress’s and URL’s.
Posted: Jan 29th, 2014
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