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Internet now with ‘Auto-Adolf-Comparison’ feature

It is a rule of any political debate that if it goes on long enough one party will compare the other to Adolf Hitler, instantly losing the debate. Now to speed up the process, a new internet feature is being activated which auto-corrects all similes and metaphors so that they reference Hitler.

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Posted: Jun 5th, 2012
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Murdoch ‘tweets’ show vulnerable side of ‘table-thumping, power-crazed bastard’

'he's just so humble!'‘I used to think Murdoch was a bit mean,’ claimed Doris Hampstead of Gosport. ‘But I hadn’t realised how hard it must be to be a soulless, money-obsessed monster.’

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Posted: Mar 30th, 2012
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Windows ’8′ my concentration span…. OMG! Look at this! LOL!

One of the new unreported features of Windows 8 is a Twitter busting feature that promises to be ten times more distracting than anything else on the… LOL! OMG!… sorry, market.

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Posted: Mar 2nd, 2012
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Nokia unveil N0-M8s; the world’s first ‘Smart Human’

completely hands free‘Customers with the No-M8s implant will be capable of remembering dates and talking to other ‘End users’ verbally as long as they are within range, all without the use of a handheld device.’

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Posted: Feb 19th, 2012
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Internet to become literate by 2023

complaints should be sent to big@phall.usIncredible new developments in the world of computing suggest that it might actually be possible to spell things correctly and feature real punctuation in email addresses and URLs later this century.

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Posted: Jan 20th, 2012
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