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Roman middle classes ‘furious’ at government’s response to volcanic apocalypse

infamy, infamy..Pompeii could have been saved from the magma waves if the authorities had done more to protect its buildings than stack piles of surplus slaves up in front of the doors, local residents claimed yesterday.

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Posted: Feb 12th, 2014
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Government to air-drop Thirst Pocket kitchen rolls into flood zones

‘We chose the Thirst Pocket option as they ‘have the power of an elephant in just one sheet’, and with 250 sheets per roll, we should have all this wiped up and in a big pedal bin in no time.’ explained Environment Secretary, Owen Paterson.

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Posted: Nov 27th, 2012
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