Brexit Secretary David Davis has confirmed that the final terms of Britain’s exit from the EU will be trialled on mice under laboratory conditions before being rolled out across the country. The move has been broadly welcomed by MPs and business leaders who have expressed concerns about the effect an untested settlement could have on the UK economy. [read...]
A leaked memo concerning the forthcoming Brexit negotiations has revealed that the strategy of the European Council is to be based largely on a close reading of the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail. [read...]
The country of Scotland, which is rumoured to be considering leaving a 310 year relationship, has today posted a profile on SugarDaddies.com, the website that allows young, attractive members to hook up with older, rich ones willing to support them in return for unspecified benefits. [read...]
The warning signs were there months ago, the emergency services were called but it was too late. When EU authorities arrived on the scene, the gun was still in hand, smoking. However the tragedy was further compounded this morning, [read...]
In the face of further cuts to the public sector, the Government was keen to announce that ‘fairy-tale budgets’ were increasing, with services set to be funded by magic beans and letters to Santa. Despite all branches of local government announcing record reductions, [read...]
