There has been international outrage at the revelation that Australia has been encroaching on its northern neighbours. The President of Papua New Guinea has ordered his armed forces (Eric and Bill) onto a war footing and is suggesting that diplomatic relations with Australia might be severed if the continent refuses to return to its own waters. [read...]
Thanks to a shift in tectonic plates, a SatNav update and a petition from New Zealand, Australians are making a bold move to return to the motherland – or more accurately ‘where their sentencing took place’. [read...]
Software developers have confirmed that their virtual reality simulation of the UK government has failed catastrophically. [read...]
The report also noted an abdication of responsibility amongst higher management, with a ‘culture of blame’ existing between a pig-molester, a back-stabber and a serial adulterer, and no-one having a clear idea of who was actually running the facility. [read...]
The Great British half-baked electorate and Leicester City have proven the pollsters to be no better than a bunch of soothsayers, who spend their days counting Facebook likes and chicken entails. Subsequently, with the advent of Brexit, [read...]
