Following the Government’s recent an appeal for exhibits for a Brexit museum, the first exhibits have been announced:
Bend your own British banana: Fun for all the family. Bring in your straight, EU bananas, [read...]
There were scenes of grown men weeping in the streets and whole families queuing to sign books of remembrance following the resignation of Dominic Cummings. ‘Why oh why did he need to go?’ was a common refrain as remainers and leavers joined together as never before as Cummings climbed into his car and drove off… [read...]
One week into the annual daylight saving time season and a government spokesman admitted today that ‘nobody knows why we do this.’ There was a time, before alarm clocks and halogen lights, when farmers were encouraged to get up at the time their body clocks told them to get up and work while there was… [read...]
After a sterling effort from numnuts the nation over, the Brits have fallen just short in the 2020 World Health Organisation’s Pandemic Idiocy Award. Once again it’s the USA who have walked off with the prize, [read...]
Despite us having just sweltered in record August temperatures, with the mercury rising to its highest level ever over the Bank Holiday, a disappointing study has found that the British seaside is still a shit place to have a vacation. [read...]
