Despite losing the right to broadcast the ‘Great British Bake Off’ programme, the BBC has won the right to host the long anticipated debate for legislation to exit the EU, it was announced today. ‘Originally we planned on running a Strictly style public vote on the Repeal Bill,’ [read...]
At a modest £1,149, the iPhone X is this year’s must have accessory for the destitute; alongside a dog, a copy of the Big Issue and the smell of wee. The new device comes with inbuilt GPS to remind you where you used to live and a ‘poo emoji’ to tell you how shit your… [read...]
Winds strong enough to blow an umbrella inside-out have been battering the Home Counties overnight. Reports have been coming in of amazing acts of bravery and endurance from residents across the region as they battle to survive the elements. [read...]
Brexit Secretary David Davis has confirmed that the final terms of Britain’s exit from the EU will be trialled on mice under laboratory conditions before being rolled out across the country. The move has been broadly welcomed by MPs and business leaders who have expressed concerns about the effect an untested settlement could have on the UK economy. [read...]
A leaked memo concerning the forthcoming Brexit negotiations has revealed that the strategy of the European Council is to be based largely on a close reading of the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail. [read...]
