Following on from Brexit Party MEPs reaching ‘peak bell end’ on their last day in the European Parliament, European Commission President, Ursula von der Layen, has ordered that the EU’s stock of Union Jacks should be sold to Iran at a bargain-basement sale price, [read...]
In an embarrassing moment for the EU, its final farewell to Britain today was unfortunately mistranslated as “So long, and thanks for all the fish”. In a hastily written apology, the Spanish delegate said they hadn’t meant to be quite so honest about their feelings, [read...]
Meteorologists were today said to be ‘cautiously optimistic’ that the skies over much of Britain would tonight be the gloomiest in living memory. ‘You might think a grey sky is a grey sky is a grey sky,’ [read...]
Despite us having just sweltered in record August temperatures, with the mercury rising to its highest level ever over the Bank Holiday, a disappointing study has found that the British seaside is still a shit place to have a vacation. [read...]
A leaked memo has revealed that the Government is considering raising the state pension age to ‘one day after your heart stops working’. At 75, this pension will be past the life expectancy of parts of the UK and only obtainable if you are a White Walker or Dr. [read...]
