In an attempt to clarify international football and post Brexit EU regulations, the Northern Ireland backstop provision is to merge with Association Football’s offside rule, unless Her Majesty’s Government passes a contrary amendment, or the ball is passed illegally across any European Border or the half way line during play. [read...]
ISIS brides and groomers are turning to the UK for their great honeymoon escapes. With all the speeches, wedding beheading videos and fatwahs out of the way and special guests dispersed in all directions, a honeymoon in the UK is top of the list as the trip of a lifetime for loved-up couples. [read...]
An island group to the north of mainland France and south of Iceland, home to many isolated and hostile tribes, is to be given protection by the EU. The island group, called the United Kingdom is, [read...]
Theresa May announced today a very optimistic and upbeat evaluation of the Brexit talks. ‘The only thing to agree about now is the degree of disagreement between us, the EU and Members of Parliament,’ she said today, [read...]
Colonial throwback and prince among thieves Jacob Rees-Mogg has suggested that any Brexit border issues can so easily be resolved if every nation state within the European Union would simply agree to become part of the recently renamed United Kingdom of Great Britain and North East Somerset. [read...]
