Following on from recent events when Russian billionaire oligarch, Roman Abramovich, was refused renewal of his investment visa, once again the Foreign Office has targeted another high profile Russian and meted out the same treatment. [read...]
A leaked memo concerning the forthcoming Brexit negotiations has revealed that the strategy of the European Council is to be based largely on a close reading of the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail. [read...]
The wearing of double denim at music gigs and festivals is to be banned from the 1st of June, announced music promoters today. As the popularity of Americana and country-based music continues to grow in the UK, [read...]
In an attempt to clarify international football and post Brexit EU regulations, the Northern Ireland backstop provision is to merge with Association Football’s offside rule, unless Her Majesty’s Government passes a contrary amendment, or the ball is passed illegally across any European Border or the half way line during play. [read...]
ISIS brides and groomers are turning to the UK for their great honeymoon escapes. With all the speeches, wedding beheading videos and fatwahs out of the way and special guests dispersed in all directions, a honeymoon in the UK is top of the list as the trip of a lifetime for loved-up couples. [read...]
