The internet was set alight last night, as a clip of an old man recalling events from an earlier era on YouTube went viral and received over a million hits. During the ten minutes clip the man recounted events from a simpler period, [read...]
Brexit Secretary David Davis has confirmed that the final terms of Britain’s exit from the EU will be trialled on mice under laboratory conditions before being rolled out across the country. The move has been broadly welcomed by MPs and business leaders who have expressed concerns about the effect an untested settlement could have on the UK economy. [read...]
A Sunderland man promised tough new targets on items going in and out of his 4-shelf household Hotpoint freezer today, in a clear the air summit with his wife over the domestic division of labour. [read...]
The Ukip manifesto for the general election is set to include a firm commitment to a ‘one in, one out’ migration policy, or some such sh*t. ‘We haven’t decided on the exact wording’ says Head of Policy Fenton Barnes. [read...]
With less than a week to polling day, David Cameron’s hair has weighed into the general election campaign by threatening to pull up its roots and emigrate if the Labour party wins on 7 May. [read...]
