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Nick Clegg to resort to ‘mum jokes’ in all future live debates

"I agree with Nick"Crestfallen Nick Clegg has been advised by his publicists to adopt a more ‘ruthless approach’ in all future live debates, by resorting to ‘mum jokes’ when backed into a corner by his opponent.

Clegg’s recent debate with UKIP’s Nigel Farage on Britain and the EU, televised live on BBC Two, resulted in UKIP storming home with a massive 68% of votes in a snap YouGov survey, leaving the Lib Dems with no other choice than to court the ‘mum joke’ vote.

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Posted: Apr 3rd, 2014
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UKIP demands tighter borders until Flight MH370 found

Nigel Farage has demanded that the UK Borders Agency should to tighten border controls as the search for flight MH370 continues. The flight disappeared from radar screens en route from Kuala Lumpur to Beijng last Saturday leading to conspiracy theories of kidnap, aliens or an elaborate attempt to enter Britain.

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Posted: Mar 14th, 2014
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Foreigners defend jokes about Farage

Immigrant leaders have defended jokes made by foreign comedians at a night club. Many of the jokes appeared to single out Nigel Farage, the leader of the UK Independence Party (UKIP).

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Posted: Mar 3rd, 2014
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Ethiopia legalise gay marriage in bid to end drought

In a drastic attempt to exploit a religious loophole, Ethiopian President Mulatu Teshome yesterday announced plans to fast track a change in legislation which would legalise gay marriage in the predominantly Christian country, in a last ditch attempt to end drought.

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Posted: Jan 24th, 2014
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Summer World Cup back on: Qatar to cool temperatures with gay marriages

2022 World Cup hosts Qatar have decided to allow ‘a small number’ of gay marriages in an attempt to bring some moderate winds and light rainfall so that the competition can be held in the summer, inspired by the ravings of UKIP councillor David Silvester.

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Posted: Jan 22nd, 2014
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