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Stephen Yaxley-Lennon still locked up inside Tommy Robinson
“I ain’t gonna let that filthy little ponce out again. He can stay inside where he belongs. I blame the parents.” [read...]
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New UKIP Leader challenges satirists head-on
The latest leader of the comedy political party that calls itself UKIP, a group that have had sixty-five different leaders in the last three months, is a Dick Braine. And no, that’s not a cheap insult, [read...]
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DUP floats ‘ducking-stool’ compromise
Suspected witches will be ducked at noon every Saturday and anyone who is found identifying as having a sexuality other than heterosexual will receive ’10 lashes o’ the Cat’. [read...]
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Large Hadron Collider could let foreign particles in, complains Farage
Nigel Farage has slammed the Large Hadron Collider for taking two years off work then coming back online to ‘deliberately introduce dark matter into an already crowded Universe’. The UKIP leader has long highlighted quantum immigration as an ‘explosive issue’ [read...]
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Cameron secured box of chocolates from EU
‘I have in my hand a box of chocolates,’ proclaimed a triumphant PM. ‘It is a full and total settlement of all my demands for EU reform. I asked for a total return to British judicial and fiscal autonomy as well as the right to slay one in five asylum seekers for four years before paying any benefits. [read...]