A Sunderland man promised tough new targets on items going in and out of his 4-shelf household Hotpoint freezer today, in a clear the air summit with his wife over the domestic division of labour. [read...]
The Ukip manifesto for the general election is set to include a firm commitment to a ‘one in, one out’ migration policy, or some such sh*t. ‘We haven’t decided on the exact wording’ says Head of Policy Fenton Barnes. [read...]
With less than a week to polling day, David Cameron’s hair has weighed into the general election campaign by threatening to pull up its roots and emigrate if the Labour party wins on 7 May. [read...]
Paul Nuttall, formerly resident of Stoke, explained his reasons for standing as the UKIP candidate for Boston and Skegness. ‘I was born here, I’ve lived here all my life and I survived the great flood of 1571,’ he said today, [read...]
Theresa May has confirmed that, in keeping with the Conservative vision of post-Brexit Britain as a savage battle for survival, a series of gruelling Hunger Games-style physical challenges will replace TV debates between party leaders as the way of demonstrating leadership to the voters. [read...]
