Throughout the negotiations he has made it clear he intends to criticize English cuisine, the British public transport system and the failure of the English football team to win anything in the last half century. [read...]
With recent local elections all but wiping UKIP from the political map, to boost flagging funds the party’s policy gurus have started offering ‘Experience Days’. Plans have now been approved to roll the purple and gold carpet out to the general public looking hone their skills, [read...]
In Britain’s hour of need a crack team of super-powered politicians have assembled to fight injustice, UKIP’s Thanos and the evils of direct voting by the electorate. Faced with imminent destruction, the UK has turned to the superhero team who brought you student fees, [read...]
Caterpillars, which their name might suggest, are not Middle-eastern support structures made of stone, but the larval stage of moths or butterflies; first introduced to the UK in the matted mesh of burnt out backpackers’ beards. [read...]
Following a huge surge in support for their party in local government elections, the NoOverallControl party is looking forward to similar success in the next general election. [read...]
