‘I have in my hand a box of chocolates,’ proclaimed a triumphant PM. ‘It is a full and total settlement of all my demands for EU reform. I asked for a total return to British judicial and fiscal autonomy as well as the right to slay one in five asylum seekers for four years before paying any benefits. [read...]
Nigel Farage has started a campaign for Britain to leave the World Trade Organisation. He made a speech denouncing the fact that Britain’s status is dependent on the agreement of over a hundred other countries. [read...]
Nigel Farage has quit as Nigel Farage, a position he has held since 1964, claiming that the current Nigel Farage is unrecognisable from the man who famously began his non-racist campaign for the UK to leave the EU nearly two decades ago. [read...]
The EU was considering suicide from the time the referendum on UK membership was announced. ‘I didn’t feel loved anymore. Even the Remain campaigners said things like ‘I’m not the biggest fan of the EU but we need to stay together’ which sounded to me like they just wanted to stay together for the kids – [read...]
‘You’ve all already guessed that our Brexit strategy has been a two year long version of Deal or No Deal’ [read...]
