Jubilant Leave campaigners have followed up their success at the EU referendum and their call for a return to Imperial measurements by requesting the recreation of the smallpox virus. This, said campaigners, will follow on immediately after hanging, [read...]
‘Just think of it, twelve inches to the foot, three feet to the yard. Pints, quarts and gallons,’ he said, relishing ditching the complicated and inconsistent metric units in favour of units fifty percent of the population hasn’t ever been taught.’ [read...]
The internet was set alight last night, as a clip of an old man recalling events from an earlier era on YouTube went viral and received over a million hits. During the ten minutes clip the man recounted events from a simpler period, [read...]
Frustratingly the BBC’s re-boot of ‘Till Death Us Do Part’ has missed its chance to spread a message of brotherly love to wavering Referendum voters. Alf’s sage commentary on multi-culturalism and the need for an integrated Europe, [read...]
‘The establishment’s been brought down and no-one has the faintest idea what to do – I’ve nothing left to chant. To think I bought a bloody Guy Fawkes mask for nothing.’ [read...]
