The latest leader of the comedy political party that calls itself UKIP, a group that have had sixty-five different leaders in the last three months, is a Dick Braine. And no, that’s not a cheap insult, [read...]
Suspected witches will be ducked at noon every Saturday and anyone who is found identifying as having a sexuality other than heterosexual will receive ’10 lashes o’ the Cat’. [read...]
Nigel Farage has slammed the Large Hadron Collider for taking two years off work then coming back online to ‘deliberately introduce dark matter into an already crowded Universe’. The UKIP leader has long highlighted quantum immigration as an ‘explosive issue’ [read...]
‘I have in my hand a box of chocolates,’ proclaimed a triumphant PM. ‘It is a full and total settlement of all my demands for EU reform. I asked for a total return to British judicial and fiscal autonomy as well as the right to slay one in five asylum seekers for four years before paying any benefits. [read...]
Nigel Farage has started a campaign for Britain to leave the World Trade Organisation. He made a speech denouncing the fact that Britain’s status is dependent on the agreement of over a hundred other countries. [read...]
