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May admits basing strategy on game shows
‘You’ve all already guessed that our Brexit strategy has been a two year long version of Deal or No Deal’ [read...]
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Terrorist group UKIP announces new leader and vows revenge
So-called UK Independence Party (UKIP), the once-feared terror organisation, has confirmed the termination of its leader, Richard Braine, and has vowed to ‘avenge the party’s enemies’ with ‘refreshed waves of divinely ordained havoc’. In a recording posted on its propaganda channel, [read...]
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Boris already regretting October 31st tattoo
The tattoo removal apparently took over two hours and according to Louis, was one of the most enjoyable removals he has ever undertaken. [read...]
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Parliament split over type of ‘ditch’
Arguments over whether it should be a dry or a flooded ditch, a clean one or a muddy one, how deep and which way up have been eclipsed by debate over whether the event should be televised, [read...]
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College Green broadcasters told ‘sound-proof TV studio still a futuristic dream’
‘Such technology is decades away, and will probably never be possible in our lifetime.’ [read...]