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Toddler son of loyalist paramilitary puts family DVD player ‘beyond use’

One of Ireland’s most feared paramilitaries was left stunned last night as a vomit incident from his two-year-old son left his DVD player ‘beyond use’. ‘I can say with no fear of contradiction that this piece of home entertainment equipment can no longer be used by my family for the purpose of watching ‘Finding Nemo’,’ said balaclava-clad ‘Kneecaps’ Milligan at a press conference yesterday.

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Posted: Jun 29th, 2009
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Ulster mural painters ‘angry over peace process’

One designer tried to get a job with Clinton cards

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Posted: Sep 18th, 2007
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