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UN finally intervenes in Syria, awards prize to ‘one millionth refugee’

never in his wildest dream did he think he would win, or surviveThe West finally made a positive intervention in the ongoing conflict which is devastating Syria by awarding a brand new Nissan Micra to the one millionth Syrian to cross the border into neighbouring states in the search for safety.

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Posted: Mar 6th, 2013
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Nation decides to have ‘duvet year’

will be up again in time for the OlympicsBritain woke up this morning, opened the curtains, took one look at 2011 and decided to go back to bed for the next 12 months.

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Posted: Dec 31st, 2012
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Iran on the brink of acquiring wind farm technology, warn experts

concerns that western energy may already be blowing across the bordersRegime has sought to acquire the raw materials for production, including solenoids, rivets and large rotary blades.

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Posted: Dec 1st, 2012
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UN appoint Jeremy Kyle to lead international conflict resolution

'why can't we all just get along?'Kyle ‘will bring North and South Korea together’ live on his show.

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Posted: Apr 12th, 2012
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‘Radicalised agnostics’ threatening to derail Middle East war process

nothing wrong with a little healthy disagreement‘We have a clear roadmap for war in the region, but the soft-line approach to international politics of these fundamentalist equivocators could prevent millions of martyrs from fulfilling their destiny.’

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Posted: Mar 7th, 2012
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