A major rethink of the nation’s finances is underway today after UN lawyers discovered a forgotten clause in the Declaration of Human Rights, enshrining forever the entitlement of all to have a two-week holiday abroad irrespective of economic crises threatening their standard of living. [read...]
‘They walked out across no-man’s land, clutching white flags, ḥalāl footballs and burkas for goalposts’. These are the reports coming out of Syria of a ‘friendly’ match between ‘Kurdish Militants Wednesday’ and ‘Da’ish International Rovers’ – [read...]
In the wake of individual hostility, opposition and conflict towards political and economic refugees the EU has proposed the setting up of a new inter-governmental agency to properly focus on human abuse – ‘Enmity International’. [read...]
‘We were aware that we had a grave responsibility to act now and protect future generations of UN delegates from catastrophic summit venues.’ [read...]
The discovery was made when Germany called round one afternoon. [read...]
