The UN has decreed that all political doctrines must be fully recyclable by 2020 in order to save global resources. World leaders will henceforth avoid wastage by returning to discarded ideologies from earlier eras . [read...]
Residents and tourists in the three small African states bearing the word ‘Guinea’ in their name report being increasingly confused about whether or not they are in the correct country. [read...]
The UN has recognised the Day After Boxing Day Day, occasionally also called 27 December, as an event in the world calendar. This is the first step in the day being given public holiday status, [read...]
Speaking at the UN after a drum roll and cymbal crash intro, Secretary General António Guterres, said: ‘This is a truly groundbreaking decision and one that is most welcome. Jazz music is widely regarded as one of the most self-indulgent art forms ever to have evolved, [read...]
The Foreign Secretary hailed as a success his diplomatic efforts to ensure that every Briton visiting Iran will be instantly jailed, covered in hot chilli sauce and fired from a canon. Meanwhile Iran has offered to stop its nuclear programme, [read...]
