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Bush/Blair sex tape to be leaked

An agreement has been made between a Government inquiry, Cabinet Secretary Sir Jeremy Heywood and Electric Blue (the soft core porn show), to release the infamous footage of the British electorate ‘getting shafted’.

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Posted: May 30th, 2014
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West warns Moslem world to ignore Blairite extremists

‘Mr Blair talking about the dangers of not taking action in the Middle East is like a child telling you the dangers of not buying them sweets,’ a UN statement said.

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Posted: Apr 25th, 2014
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World hails Ed Miliband for averting military intervention in Syria

Miliband of the yearLabour leader Ed Miliband has admitted he struggled to hold back tears at the TUC conference this week as the nations of the world joined together to crown him the greatest politician of his generation.

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Posted: Sep 12th, 2013
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UN appoint Jeremy Kyle to lead international conflict resolution

'why can't we all just get along?'Kyle ‘will bring North and South Korea together’ live on his show.

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Posted: Apr 12th, 2012
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UN rules should make wars ‘a little less rapey and killy’

‘The introduction of clear rules in boxing allowed men to punch seven shades of shit out of each other in the controlled environment of a boxing ring. We see no reason why this wouldn’t also work with war.’

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Posted: Feb 24th, 2012
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