Economy plunged into crisis as office worker loses pen
The economy entered further turmoil this morning when career civil servant John Smith turned up to work, sat down at his desk, reached for his pen and discovered it wasn’t there.
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Soldiers ready to replace any striking workers, claims Government
Following the Government’s announcement that Army and RAF service personnel had been ready to perform the work of striking tanker drivers, it was revealed their training will now also encompass all of the traditional ‘stroppy leftie’ professions left in the country.
Posted: Mar 30th, 2012
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Unite Leader calls for competency on ‘a day of actual action’
Unite Leader Len McCluskey has today called on his members to ‘show up at work and make sure things go smoothly’ in a bid to disrupt this year’s Olympic games in London.
‘I can stay here just as long as you can,’ negotiator tells striking teachers
‘We can stay here all day if necessary,’ said negotiators. ‘It’s your own time you’re wasting.’
Posted: Apr 7th, 2011
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