Despite key states still being in the balance, news stations have projected a win for a ‘feckless, old white men’. The next incumbent of the White House is 99% likely to be in the pockets of big oil, [read...]
The United States Government has ‘high hopes’ of delivering the Presidential election results before they put a man on Mars. “As the world’s most technologically advanced nation we can drop a missile on a person from a drone circling the planet at 30,000 feet”, [read...]
The upcoming US presidential election has given newspaper editors across the world a headache: what to use as a headline the following morning when Trump loses The Daily Mail, for example, is expected to come up with a pun on its favourite word, [read...]
Fly expert Dr Julius Methin said, ‘I’m very worried for him.’ [read...]
Donald Trump has surprised many in the Republican Party once again, this time by revealing that the infamous and elusive Mexican drug lord Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman will be his vice-presidential candidate in the November election. [read...]
