“‘He’s a pretty tall guy, but man have you seen the size of his feet, I mean, Jeez where’d he get ‘em from? I can’t think of any other reason why he shouldn’t be the candidate, but there’s no way I’m voting for someone with feet his size,’ said one Democrat activist from Cincinnati.”
Posted: Oct 18th, 2012
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Mitt Romney has been exposed as being a founding member of the gangsta rap group Wealthy With Attitude (‘WWA’) while a student at the Harvard Business School. The Republican Presidential candidate featured on their debut album ‘Straight Outta Hampton’ where he went under the moniker ‘Filthy Rich Mutherfucka’.
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