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Revealed: Mitt Romney’s secret past in gangsta rap group

sing it bro: 'whatever you got, it ain't y'all's...'Mitt Romney has been exposed as being a founding member of the gangsta rap group Wealthy With Attitude (‘WWA’) while a student at the Harvard Business School. The Republican Presidential candidate featured on their debut album ‘Straight Outta Hampton’ where he went under the moniker ‘Filthy Rich Mutherfucka’.

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Posted: Aug 13th, 2012
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American children dressing up as Obama this Hallowe’en

George Bush masks not selling well this year‘Usually the grown-ups just pretend to be scared,’ said one eight-year-old. ‘But at all the houses with Republican posters in the windows, they’ve been genuinely terrified.’

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Posted: Oct 30th, 2010
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Obama gives up trying to change anything

‘I gave it my best shot all morning’

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Posted: Jan 21st, 2009
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Al Gore still pretending to wife that he won in 2000

Said he was going off to work each day to ‘run the country’.

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Posted: Jan 7th, 2009
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US Democrats admit Obama ‘unlikely to be next presidential nominee’, but not sure why

“‘He’s a pretty tall guy, but man have you seen the size of his feet, I mean, Jeez where’d he get ‘em from? I can’t think of any other reason why he shouldn’t be the candidate, but there’s no way I’m voting for someone with feet his size,’ said one Democrat activist from Cincinnati.”

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Posted: Oct 20th, 2007
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