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US voters ‘shocked’ to learn Donald Trump has campaign managers
On advice from his latest campaign manager, Republican US Presidential candidate Donald Trump has launched a new ‘softer’ campaign slogan: ‘KKK for the USA.’ [read...]
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Shepherd’s Bush to run as US presidential candidate
An area of West London may run as a Republican candidate for the US Presidency. A spokesperson for the wealthy borough of Hammersmith and Fulham confirmed ‘Shep’ Bush could be the third Bush to reside at the White House, [read...]
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Mr Uppity ‘fuming’ after secret video reveals disparaging comments about Mr Men
In the recording, made at a private donor dinner for Uppity supporters, the wealthy top hat-wearing aristocrat is shown describing 47% of Mr Men and Little Misses as ‘scroungers’ who would ‘only ever’ [read...]
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America bracing itself for arrival of Hurricane Mitt
Citizens have been advised to batten down the hatches and prepare for the worst in advance of the possible arrival of Hurricane Mitt to the Washington area in the middle of next week. [read...]
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Rare American chimp ‘close to extinction’
‘Them folks kept talking about this rare ape, an incredibly close relative to you and me’ [read...]