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Cheryl Cole replaced by Judge Dredd

More bad news for Cheryl Cole as it emerges that her replacement on the judging panel of the US version of the X-Factor is the impassive, uncharismatic and uncompromising Judge Dredd, who despite being entirely fictional is at least understandable, according to US television executives.

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Posted: May 30th, 2011
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‘Embarrassing’ Britain is humanely destroyed

‘It seemed like the kindest thing to do’ explained Britain’s European relative Germany. ‘He kept trying to pretend that he was still one of the big boys, entering into military campaigns he couldn’t really afford and acting like he was still one of the major world economies. It was so sad.’

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Posted: Mar 23rd, 2011
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World nervous as Ahmadinejad draws Bush in UN ‘Secret Santa’

Opportunity for Iran to thank America for making the world a safer place.

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Posted: Dec 4th, 2008
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America still making a big deal about Rounders

Sports fans around the world continue to be amazed that the United States has not yet run out of enthusiasm for the playground sport of rounders.

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Posted: Aug 16th, 2008
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