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Women’s boat race organisers modestly reject credit for Hillary Clinton

After Hillary Clinton announced her candidacy for President of the United States, women’s boat race organiser Autumn Tiffany-Spencer modestly deflected credit from feminist groups for making it happen.

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Posted: Apr 13th, 2015
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Russian invasion would infringe US/UK copyright

Invasion American as apple pie and high school massacres

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Posted: Mar 2nd, 2015
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Martians make contact, complain about fly tipping

‘Have you seen Mars? Lovely open plains and valleys completely unspoiled. Until, that is, you happen upon some bit of trash dumped by a species too lazy to dispose of their rubbish properly.’

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Posted: Jan 20th, 2015
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3D printer creates world’s first artificial serial killer

also available from Argos, soon‘Once it was possible to print a 3D plastic gun, it was the next logical step to print a 3D plastic serial killer.’

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Posted: Dec 23rd, 2014
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Clinton looking forward to ‘a massive cigar’

might still smoke it out in that quiet little room with no cameras...Former President Bill Clinton has greeted with delight the news that Americans might be allowed to import Cuban cigars legally after President Obama announced plans to normalise relations between the two countries. ‘I have had some enormous cigars in the past,’ he told the Washington Post. ‘As a young man these were totally huge. Many of my friends and colleagues will remember just how big these totally legal large cylindrical male-oriented objects were.’

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Posted: Dec 18th, 2014
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