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An Idiot’s Guide to… Canada

The country is most famous for being the largest landmass that people tend to forget even exists.

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Posted: Jul 16th, 2012
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Ayatollah Khamenei clinches US Republican presidential nomination

Americans still not getting IranyIn a surprise turnaround, Grand Ayatollah Ali Hossaini Khamenei has secured his place as the US Republican party’s challenger to Barack Obama in November’s US presidential election, following a decisive primary in Texas.

After a bruising campaign which saw several frontrunners emerge only to fall by the wayside, including Herman Cain, Christine O’Donnell, Rick Perry, Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney, Republican voters were ultimately swayed by Khamenei’s conservative stance on a range of moral issues as well as his soaring rhetoric.

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Posted: May 30th, 2012
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Michele Bachmann declares own candidacy a warning from God

most Republicans think they'd be voting for BatmanFollowing controversial remarks that the recent earthquake and storm on America’s east coast were a sign of God’s wrath, Michele Bachmann today declared that her own candidacy for the Republican presidential ticket in 2012 is the surest sign yet that the end times must be near.

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Posted: Aug 31st, 2011
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Branson dismisses ‘Fly al-Qaeda’ airline plan as ‘just exploding pie in the sky’

‘And we’re experts at spotting suicide bombers,’ al-Zawahiri said, ‘because we train them. And many of our operatives have flown on US Rendition Airlines blindfolded. But it’s a pity Richard grabbed the ‘Virgin’ moniker.’

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Posted: Jun 21st, 2011
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Palin tour bus has bomb on board that will explode if she travels below 50mph

keeps veering to the rightIt is thought the bomb was planted by a crazed Dennis Hopper fan, or by Keanu Reeves in a desperate bid to find work.

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Posted: Jun 1st, 2011
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