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Canada to repel superstorm Sandy using Dyson Airblade dryers

Canadians urge world not to worry about them, they're fineFollowing emergency talks with the inventor Sir James Dyson, the Canadian government has announced an ambitious plan to resist superstorm Sandy entering the country by using Dyson Airblade hand-dryers to blow it back towards the US.

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Posted: Oct 30th, 2012
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Historical re-enactment of Cuban missile crisis comes ‘a bit too close’ to triggering World War III

'see you same time next year then'‘We pride ourselves on being as authentic as possible, but some of our members probably took things a bit too far by shipping over some intercontinental ballistic missiles from Russia.’

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Posted: Oct 17th, 2012
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USA to become a people-free gun reserve

Under Obama’s people control plan, all Americans will be relocated to Canada, and all guns will remain in the United States. ‘Without people to fire the guns, and without people to fire guns at, shootings will completely disappear,’ noted Obama.

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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2012
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An Idiot’s Guide to… Canada

The country is most famous for being the largest landmass that people tend to forget even exists.

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Posted: Jul 16th, 2012
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Ayatollah Khamenei clinches US Republican presidential nomination

Americans still not getting IranyIn a surprise turnaround, Grand Ayatollah Ali Hossaini Khamenei has secured his place as the US Republican party’s challenger to Barack Obama in November’s US presidential election, following a decisive primary in Texas.

After a bruising campaign which saw several frontrunners emerge only to fall by the wayside, including Herman Cain, Christine O’Donnell, Rick Perry, Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney, Republican voters were ultimately swayed by Khamenei’s conservative stance on a range of moral issues as well as his soaring rhetoric.

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Posted: May 30th, 2012
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