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Vampire slayer banned from wearing cross to work

also told to make sure his shoelaces were properly tiedVampire hunter Dr Van Helsing is to seek an employment tribunal after being banned from wearing a cross at work for fear of upsetting vampires. Under the terms of the ban, vampire slayers are barred from displaying religious symbols in the workplace, but may carry two sticks, which in the event of an unforeseen supernatural event can be fashioned into a rudimentary cruciform.

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Posted: Apr 3rd, 2010
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Vampires may target ladies with ‘flimsy nightwear’ warns police chief

‘Known vampires are already entering this country in broad daylight. Well not broad daylight, obviously…’

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Posted: Oct 31st, 2006
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