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Pope says last two Popes ‘possibly didn’t happen’

Head of the Catholic Church, Pope Francis, has surprised worshippers by suggesting that the two preceding papalcies – those of Pope John Paul II and Pope Benedict XV – may not have occurred at all.

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Posted: Nov 27th, 2014
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Catholic Church ‘evolving’, admits Pope

God only knows...The Catholic Church is changing in ways that neither he nor God can control, Pope Francis confirmed today in front of a synod of cardinals at an extraordinary general meeting in the Vatican.

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Posted: Oct 6th, 2014
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Double Pope beatification abandoned after fits of giggles

It is thought the outbreak began among the higher echelons of priests and worked outwards. Eventually the whole of Vatican Square was in engulfed in laughter.

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Posted: Apr 29th, 2014
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New Pope’s humility ‘getting on everyone’s tits’ admit cardinals

Pope Benedict knew a thing or two about 'performing' The absence of bloated pomp and crazed hubris is allegedly ‘wearing bloody thin’ at the Vatican

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Posted: Apr 27th, 2014
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Black smoke from Sistine Chapel suggests cardinals smoking ‘some really strong shit’

chill-out organ music playing in the backgroundPractised observers of the papal conclave, which got underway in Rome yesterday, have described the first black smoke to emerge from the Sistine Chapel chimney as ‘thick, potent, and smelling suspiciously of weed’.

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Posted: Mar 10th, 2014
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