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Vatican launches Home Exorcism Kit

PopePope Benedict XVI has given his seal of approval to a special self-exorcism kit that members of the public can use to tackle their own personal demons.

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Posted: Jul 1st, 2011
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Pope groomed by online pontiff-phile who pretended to be God

Benedictum non sanctum‘Every day he would issue me with commandments – though most of them involved me sending him saucy photos – and at the time it all seemed very convincing.’

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Posted: Feb 9th, 2011
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FOR SALE: Modified Mercedes Benz M-class, ideal for mobilising popes

Fresh on the market, this unique little runabout is just perfect for displaying soiled old relics for public amusement.

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Posted: Sep 21st, 2010
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Pope forgot to cancel subscription to Hitler Youth in 1945

Still enjoys the lively discussions on the magazine's letters page‘You know how it is. Unless you remember to opt out of these things they automatically renew your membership, and it’s easy not to spot them on your bank statement.’

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Posted: Sep 16th, 2010
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Star Wars ‘Emperor’s Theme’ heard on the wind as Pope’s visit approaches

he cometh‘It sounded familiar, but I wasn’t sure what it was for a few minutes, then I realised ‘Shit, yes, the pope’s coming to visit, isn’t he?”

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Posted: Sep 14th, 2010
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