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FOR SALE: Modified Mercedes Benz M-class, ideal for mobilising popes

Fresh on the market, this unique little runabout is just perfect for displaying soiled old relics for public amusement.

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Posted: Sep 21st, 2010
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Pope forgot to cancel subscription to Hitler Youth in 1945

Still enjoys the lively discussions on the magazine's letters page‘You know how it is. Unless you remember to opt out of these things they automatically renew your membership, and it’s easy not to spot them on your bank statement.’

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Posted: Sep 16th, 2010
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Star Wars ‘Emperor’s Theme’ heard on the wind as Pope’s visit approaches

he cometh‘It sounded familiar, but I wasn’t sure what it was for a few minutes, then I realised ‘Shit, yes, the pope’s coming to visit, isn’t he?”

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Posted: Sep 14th, 2010
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Vatican announces zero-tolerance approach to paedophilia publicity

Vatican simply exorcising its rights‘It is unnatural and unforgivable to publish these kinds of stories. The whole thing makes me sick.’

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Posted: Sep 12th, 2010
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Catholic church to combat ‘sexual predator’ choirboys with burqas

also stops altar boys distracting priests from neighbouring parishes ‘I think we all accept that in hindsight, the customary cassock and surplice probably hasn’t done priests any favours,’

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Posted: May 23rd, 2010
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