God, the Lord Creator of Heaven and Earth, has announced that in the wake of Pope Benedict’s resignation, He too is thinking about ‘calling time on the whole creation thing’.
Posted: Feb 11th, 2013
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The Catholic church is facing the most significant threat to its unity in generations as progressives call on the Vatican to advance the cause of gender equality and allow women paedophiles to be ordained as Catholic priests.
Posted: Jan 1st, 2013
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Former papal butler Paolo Gabriele has broken down in an Italian court and begged to be locked up, after receiving threats from the Vatican to ‘make that scene from Reservoir Dogs look like a Harvest f*cking Festival.’
Posted: Sep 30th, 2012
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It has been revealed that Italian scientists discovered a cure for Tourette’s Syndrome in 1973, but were persuaded by the Vatican to suppress the research.
Posted: Sep 9th, 2012
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With a little over a week to go before the games’ opening ceremony, the Pope is to fast-track an application for recognition of the Olympic Flame as a Saint.
Posted: Jul 16th, 2012
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