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Teenage girls fear Pope Francis will ‘do a Bieber’ at inauguration mass

he's just, like, soooo different to all the other popesThousands of Catholic teenage girls are ‘worried sick’ that Pope Francis will turn up late for his inauguration mass in Rome today.

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Posted: Mar 18th, 2013
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Infallibility ‘more of a curse than a blessing’, says Pope

‘The Cardinals just nod indulgently and agree with every word I say. It’s infuriating.’

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Posted: Mar 18th, 2013
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The Sun’s guide to the new pope

The new Pope is a Catholic – just like the old one. He lives in a big house in Rome.

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Posted: Mar 15th, 2013
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Embarrassment as new pope admits, ‘I can’t speak a word of Latin’

‘When you’re young you don’t really think about being pope, so I dropped Latin and did Domestic Science and Woodwork instead.’

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Posted: Mar 14th, 2013
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Black smoke from Sistine Chapel suggests cardinals smoking ‘some really strong shit’

chill-out organ music playing in the backgroundPractised observers of the papal conclave, which got underway in Rome yesterday, have described the first black smoke to emerge from the Sistine Chapel chimney as ‘thick, potent, and smelling suspiciously of weed’.

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Posted: Mar 12th, 2013
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