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Turkeys narrowly reject anti-Christmas motion

would vote again in ten years' time, but....The Turkeys of England have narrowly rejected a motion that promised to replace old-fashioned Christmas carnage with a bright, death-free 21st century future, due to strong opposition from traditional wings of the shed.

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Posted: Nov 23rd, 2012
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Vegetarians finally call an end to protest

finally dawned that cucumbers suffer too...After more than 50 years since the first dinner party was ruined by someone saying ‘I can’t eat this, I’m vegetarian’, a protest which was then taken up by millions of people worldwide finally came to an end this morning as vegetarians everywhere returned to eating any and all types of meat.

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Posted: Jul 9th, 2012
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Surprise vegetarian dinner guest welcomed by unflustered hostess

In an incident believed to be the first of its kind, an unexpected vegetarian has been welcomed and fed ‘without any hassle’ by a woman in Devon.

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Posted: May 23rd, 2010
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Scientists communicate successfully with persistent vegetarian

Neurologists at a Kent hospital have made a revolutionary breakthrough by communicating successfully with a person in a persistent vegetarian state and convincing her to eat a burger.

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Posted: Feb 7th, 2010
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Vegetarians rejoice as veal reclassified as a shrub

Mmmm, leafy veal‘We think veal is actually some kind of bush, possibly a hydrangea,’ said a spokesman from Kew Gardens. ‘I can’t think how the confusion came about.’

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Posted: Jun 2nd, 2009
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