Due to the recent plethora of public plebiscites – general elections, local elections, European elections and the EU referendum – Returning Officers across the country are predicting a shortage of pencils. ‘Normally, we’d expect some of these pencils to do service over the decades’, [read...]
‘The scariest thing about Brexit, apart from watching Michael Gove’s smarmy face, is the prospect of the country running out of medical supplies,’ said a government spokesman today. ‘However we have a plan,’ he added, [read...]
A group of 1970s comedians has welcomed news that Viagra will soon be available over the counter without prescription, saying that it will give their drooping careers a new lease of life and enable them to be cutting-edge, [read...]
After nearly a decade in hiding, Jeff Vilbiss, the former leader of the American Fluffers Union, was today sentenced to a total of 22 years in prison for crimes he committed during his 6-month guerrilla campaign of pharmaterrorism against Viagra manufacturer Pfizer. [read...]
Sprout Pharmaceuticals have released a new drug, Flibanserin, which is said to be guaranteed to have the same impact on the female sex drive as sitting on Russell Brand’s knee. [read...]
