After nearly a decade in hiding, Jeff Vilbiss, the former leader of the American Fluffers Union, was today sentenced to a total of 22 years in prison for crimes he committed during his 6-month guerrilla campaign of pharmaterrorism against Viagra manufacturer Pfizer. [read...]
Sprout Pharmaceuticals have released a new drug, Flibanserin, which is said to be guaranteed to have the same impact on the female sex drive as sitting on Russell Brand’s knee. [read...]
‘Website denies teenage Asian lesbian Doctor Who fan claims that it is attempting to manipulate its rankings on the most popular web searches.’ [read...]
On reading one entitled “Are You Letting Her Down?”, John felt he had to confront some of his basic fears; namely that he is letting his wife/girlfriend down. He could put a smile on her face if he was “larrrger”. [read...]
Scientists have found that a man presenting his credit card in exchange for shoes, clothes and handbags can do wonders for a woman’s sex drive. [read...]
