Initiatives aimed at bringing shire horses down a peg or two and making life easier for the ‘undervalued’ Shetland pony community [read...]
‘There I was, chief economist at Shell, good salary,’ said Cable, ‘but the second I hit the big 4-0 I knew it wasn’t enough. I needed some excitement in my life. Only becoming a Liberal Democrat MP could slake that thirst.’ [read...]
‘In a conciliatory move designed to delight shareholders and taxpayers alike, the Royal Mail is set to issue a limited edition set of stamps depicting a severed Cable.
The set will be sensitively priced, [read...]
The media is today continuing its search for a mystery person who is suspected of talking to David Cameron and possibly influencing his decisions, despite the PM dismissing suggestions that any lobbying had taken place and that any person not involved in such a thing which never happened wasn’t not Lynton Crosby. [read...]
‘Even as he disappeared from view Mr Osborne insisted he could dig his way out and that he was heading in the right direction.’ [read...]