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Nick Clegg to address imaginary delegates at this year’s Lib Dem conference

There must be somebody out there. Anyone?‘Clint Eastwood had an argument with an empty chair regarding its political standpoint. Nick will go one further and address an imaginary political party at an imaginary political conference.’

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Posted: Sep 7th, 2012
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Lego launches new Coalition Cabinet minifigures range

The new Lego characters include ‘Culture Secretary Dude’, sporting a large Sky satellite dish on his head feeding directly into an earpiece.

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Posted: Aug 8th, 2012
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Clegg ‘heard May tell Clarke that PM emailed Ed Davey to say no to snooping’

‘I’m completely opposed to snooping in any form,’ said Clegg, ‘and I know my Cabinet colleagues are too because I read it in a classified policy paper that Vince Cable accidentally left on his desk yesterday.’

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Posted: Apr 4th, 2012
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Cameron vetoes changes to Eurovision Song Contest

‘The proposals were not in the interests of the UK,’ explained the Prime Minister. ‘In my opinion they were not conducive to ensuring that the best song wins. I’m just as fed up with those Balkan states voting for each other as anybody. Why on earth Blue didn’t do better last time beggers belief.’

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Posted: Dec 9th, 2011
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Vince Cable apologises for leaving Liberal Democrat principles ‘in the bin’

Business Secretary Vince Cable has apologised after leaving bags full of shredded Liberal Democrat principles in the bin, where any passing Tory would have been able to completely ignore them.

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Posted: Nov 4th, 2011
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