NewsBiscuit

The news written by you…

Posts Tagged ‘virtual world’

NHS to become online-only

Health Minister Jeremy Hunt has calculated that the NHS could save billions if it operated as a computer model, like the Matrix, instead of as a real-world service trying to treat sick people in 3D.

‘What we’re seeing is errors, cock-ups really,’ said Hunt. ‘And they’re costing the NHS billions. We contemplated a poster campaign saying something like ‘Stop Making Mistakes, You Muppets’, but then somebody pointed out that posters with patronising messages would just make people hate me even more. And what good did a poster ever do, really? It’s a stupid idea. Probably one of Andrew Lansley’s, actually.

Read more >

Posted: Oct 18th, 2014
More from Health



Man hires Second Life coach

‘I just needed help finding some meaning and direction in my internet-based alternative reality.’

Read more >

Posted: Jun 18th, 2007
More from Lifestyle, Science/Technology