Police warn that octogenarians are still ‘running wobbly but wild’ on Britain’s streets. They have been deluged by complaint calls since Boris Johnson’s latest diversionary ‘shiny, shiny’ tactic resulted in the compulsory ejection of everyone previously corralled behind their weird stained-glass front doors. [read...]
Tory government ministers are said to be delighted with the ongoing success of the Prime Minister’s encryption implant as his statements continue to baffle the public and the Opposition alike. Fitted in late 2015 the device has, [read...]
UK bus service operators have slammed the government’s decision to allow wider use of public transport from Monday, saying it will cause timetable chaos if their vehicles have to stop to pick up more than two passengers again. [read...]
The Welsh government has released plans for the road signs which have traditionally welcomed the English as they cross the Welsh border. ‘The signs declaring ‘Croeso i Gymru’ or ‘Welcome to Wales’ have brought much comfort to visitors, [read...]
The App itself will involve leeches and being dunked in the village pond. Those infected, will be expected to carry a bell at all times, with a sign saying ‘20% off a family ticket for Blackgang Chine’. [read...]
