The Prime Minister has hinted that the government’s Daily Corona Briefing will take on a more light-hearted tone as the countdown to Christmas progresses. In order to make the news a little more Christmassy, Johnson has decided that as he speaks to the nation, [read...]
All three former Presidents have volunteered to be vaccinated on TV, although most US citizens are happy to swap the vaccine for something ‘a bit stronger’. While most say they favour injection, 26% still preferred the electric chair, [read...]
Professional gobshite Laurence Fox, has announced that he fancies ‘having a go’ at acting, following the creation of a vaccine which looks set to destroy the only thing he was good at – virus propagation. [read...]
Arts groups and venues across the UK have reacted furiously to the news that culture secretary and bowl of dog sick in a suit, Oliver Dowden, has withdrawn all their funding and handed it over to a single entity. [read...]
Everybody must stay 2 metres away from themselves from Monday. Herds will be immune.
If Monday falls on a Tuesday the rules are reversed. Please report any violations of spacetime to the appropriate authorities (apart from the one near Cardiff – BT engineers are working on it). [read...]
