On LP and cassette from Monday all of Donnie’s Favourite hits. Including: Woman, Cry by Bob Marley Yes, Yes, Yes by Dawn Penn Would It Be Nice? by The Beach Boys Aint not no stopping us now Mountain high enough Aint no no sunshine in my life I can’t not get no satisfaction With such… [read...]
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Not-so-deadly Russian nerve agent Novochok has been proven to be about as harmful as a dodgy dose of Chicken Vindaloo, say disgruntled KGB assassins. The spy agency is returning all stocks of Novochok back to the lab to be re-tested on all those who voted against Putin in the recent elections. [read...]
Russia claims it has gone that extra mile to help UK authorities solve the Skripal poisoning by creating a new version of the classic board game Cluedo. Players will find this version of the game slightly different than the original, [read...]
The entire Australian Cricket team has defected to Russia and captain Steve Smith has said that any teams putting up a fight against them could be in trouble. ‘Let’s just say that, for example, some guy scores a century against us, [read...]
President Putin was left holding all the cards in the UK/Russian diplomatic row as the ruthless Kremlin cyber-warfare unit threatened to cut off the UK completely from all internet porn. An ashen-faced Boris Johnson emerged from an emergency COBRA meeting to address an angry and frightened nation. [read...]
