After Germany said that there was “unequivocal proof” that Alexei Navalny was poisoned with Novichok the members of NATO have unanimously agreed to tut and shake their heads at Russia in response. The use of a military grade nerve agent in the poisoning of an opposition politician points strongly toward the involvement of the Russian… [read...]
With the poisoning of politician Alexei Navalny, it transpires that there are only three healthy people left in Russia; Vladimir Putin’s pet dog, Doctor Zhivago and the embalmed remains of Lenin. Everyone else has succumbed to some form of poisoning, [read...]
For the first time in living memory The Kremlin has admitted involvement in something. After years locked in a Cold War mentality of denying everything, from introducing nerve agents to the menu’s of UK fast food outlets and hacking Primark servers to steal state fashion secrets, [read...]
The Government’s Intelligence & Security Committee have concluded a briefing on their report into Russian interference in UK elections. The new abnormal chair of the IS Committee, Julian Lewis, handed out caviar blinis and ensured that vodkas were topped up throughout the briefing at Number 10 Downing Street in Londongrad. [read...]
‘We pride ourselves on being as authentic as possible, but some of our members probably took things a bit too far by shipping over some intercontinental ballistic missiles from Russia.’ [read...]
