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Outrage as unholy strain of myxomatosis introduced into Meerkovo
We are all dying, simples [read...]
Tagged Vladimir Putin
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Putin reappears following 10-day Minecraft binge
Vladmir Putin has appeared in public for the first time since March 5th, admitting that he’d ‘lost few days’ after an all-night pizza and Minecraft session ‘got out of control’ ten days ago. [read...]
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Decisive EU warning on Crimea: ‘Eurovision will be really awkward this year’
European Union leaders have made their first common statement on the Ukraine crisis, warning Russia that its actions leave them no choice but to be ‘really, really frosty’ at this year’s Eurovision Song Contest. [read...]
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Boris Nemtsov committed suicide, no really
‘All the evidence, including eyewitness reports from persons, some of whom were at the incident, is that Mr Nemtsov repeatedly threw himself in front of bullets. As far as we can tell, there was nothing anyone could do.’ [read...]
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Russian invasion would infringe US/UK copyright
Invasion American as apple pie and high school massacres [read...]