Tests carried out by reading the label on a packet of Waitrose luxury muesli have revealed that it contains a large percentage of horse food. As a result, all supermarkets are removing muesli products from their shelves ‘as a precautionary measure’. [read...]
‘We are seeing considerable growth in the market at the moment’ said auctioneer Brendan Southgate, ‘This particular tomato has some bruising damage from the vine twig, but as many owners are ‘distressing’ their soft fruit for a vintage look, [read...]
Tesco and Sainsbury’s have led angry calls for the Royal Family to ‘stop fannying about for the Jubilee’ [read...]
When Islington man Ferdinand Baxter visited his local Waitrose he didn’t expect to find the wine he’d been searching for for years.
‘I casually picked up this bottle of red and started to read the label expecting to find stuff about jammy flavours with a suggestion of apricot, [read...]
UK supermarket chain Waitrose has withdrawn its popular ‘essential’ range after discovering that the cut-price products had led to a number of poor people shopping there. [read...]