While the pound and the euro continue to move up and down faster and more unpredictably than Kyle Walker in a strip club, investment decisions are put on hold indefinitely and the whole of British industry sits silently sticking pins into wax models of Boris Johnson, [read...]
‘We would like to apologise to our European neighbours’, said a Welsh spokesman. ‘Our fans don’t go to many internationals and they need time to learn how to conduct themselves. We asked our rugby friends for a guide to international behaviour – in hindsight, [read...]
The Government has realised that our greatest sporting triumphs can only be achieved by Yorkshiremen and women – such as Danny Willett’s 2016 Masters Golf victory, the 2015 Ashes winning Yorkshire County Cricket Club, and Bogsnorkelling World Record holder Haydn Pitchforth – [read...]
China has announced that more than 1,000 jobs are to go at crispy seaweed production plants, mostly in Shanghai and in coastal towns bordering the East China Sea. The cuts, finely chopped, have been blamed on cheap imports of Welsh laverbread. [read...]
The English have admitted that, according the strictest interpretation of the rules, the Rugby World Cup is still in progress. [read...]
