The Welsh government has released plans for the road signs which have traditionally welcomed the English as they cross the Welsh border. ‘The signs declaring ‘Croeso i Gymru’ or ‘Welcome to Wales’ have brought much comfort to visitors, [read...]
To help any people who have difficulty envisaging the social distancing limit of two metres, the government has previously advised them to imagine one bed, two benches, three fridges (two, if Boris Johnson is inside one of them) or four chairs. [read...]
The government has concluded that the only solution to the Windrush generation debacle is to award all descendants of the immigration policy lasting domicile in the UK. ‘Unfortunately this leaves our immigration targets totally overshot,’ [read...]
Thousands of overweight racists are to spend today honouring the Great British tradition of getting really angry at the lack of celebrations for St George’s Day, if they are not too busy recovering from burning their shiny heads during the first appearance of sunshine since last October. [read...]
Tropical cyclone Hurricane Orphelia is to be trialled in Scotland as a preparation for possible rollout across the UK, the Government has announced. A Government minister told us: ‘If we look at the previous ‘no hurricanes’ system, [read...]
