In the latest round of government austerity cuts, the force of gravity will be replaced by Blu-Tack in most parts of the North of England, Scotland and Wales. Southern England will mostly retain traditional gravity, [read...]
With the news, generally applauded by red-blooded Welshman, that sheep now outnumber the Welsh in Wales three to one, sheep have launched a campaign to gain political recognition. [read...]
While the pound and the euro continue to move up and down faster and more unpredictably than Kyle Walker in a strip club, investment decisions are put on hold indefinitely and the whole of British industry sits silently sticking pins into wax models of Boris Johnson, [read...]
‘We would like to apologise to our European neighbours’, said a Welsh spokesman. ‘Our fans don’t go to many internationals and they need time to learn how to conduct themselves. We asked our rugby friends for a guide to international behaviour – in hindsight, [read...]
The Government has realised that our greatest sporting triumphs can only be achieved by Yorkshiremen and women – such as Danny Willett’s 2016 Masters Golf victory, the 2015 Ashes winning Yorkshire County Cricket Club, and Bogsnorkelling World Record holder Haydn Pitchforth – [read...]
