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Sir Tom Jones ‘far too sexy’ to be an organ donor

Why, why, whhyyy, just lie there?Welsh superstar Sir Tom Jones has expressed his concerns today following the announcement that all Welsh people will be classed as ‘assumed donors’ after they die, unless they fill out an ‘opt-out’ form.

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Posted: Jul 8th, 2013
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Online retailers in Wales to be closed on Sundays and Wednesday Afternoons

always good to have a clear head at least two days a weekDespite tough economic times, the Welsh Assembly Government will be telling online retailers in Wales to shut up shop on Sundays and Wednesday afternoons because their ‘always available approach’ is making the other shops look bad.’

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Posted: Mar 20th, 2013
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Teenage pregnancy tests must get harder, orders Gove

But some critics point out that the test is already unpopular. ‘Most teenagers will only piss on a stick if it’s being filmed for a dodgy website,’ said a spokeswoman for one pregnancy testing service.

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Posted: Aug 13th, 2012
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Wales targets farting in cars

A campaign to stop people farting in cars when carrying children is being launched today. Wales’s chief medical officer explained that breathing in farts in enclosed spaces was harmful to children.

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Posted: Feb 9th, 2012
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Wales targets farting in cars

‘Green-faced children can often be seen with their eyes watering, gagging as they breathe in the noxious fumes’.

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Posted: Feb 1st, 2012
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