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America to clone Bin Laden and put him on trial

'plenty more where that one came from'The American government has confirmed that they intend to clone a new version of Osama bin Laden who will be made to stand trial, be found guilty and then executed all over again. ‘Many people were delighted when they heard that we had shot bin Laden,’ said President Obama, ‘but, at the same time, a lot of people also wanted to see him face trial for his crimes. Cloning bin Laden gives everyone what they want.’

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Posted: Jun 21st, 2011
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Pakistani authorities ‘had no idea’ Royal couple were honeymooning in Abbottabad

‘We had absolutely no knowledge that William and Kate were in the country,’ said a spokesman for the Pakistan government, thus confirming beyond doubt that the Royal couple are in Abbottabad.

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Posted: May 11th, 2011
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US Navy SEAL banned from hide-and-seek competitions for ‘unsportsmanlike conduct’

now disappearing 'long-time'The World Hide-and-Seek Federation has taken the unprecedented step of handing a lifetime ban to US Navy SEAL Lance Johnson following an incident in Pakistan last week which led to the death of the then hide-and-seek world record holder, Osama bin Laden.

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Posted: May 8th, 2011
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London-Tehran tensions rise as Butlins training camp found in Iran

A new diplomatic row has broken out between London and Tehran after a facility in northern Iran was identified as an active Butlins training cell, where teams of Redcoats are being radicalised and encouraged to topple Western civilisation through suicide bombings, sing-a-longs and knobbly knees contests.

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Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010
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George Bush can’t believe he missed out on Nobel Peace Prize by just a few months

"Darn it, if only I'd hung around longer"‘I Didn’t win a darned thing throughout eight years in the job – except that war in Iraq of course, ain’t that right Dick?’

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Posted: Oct 13th, 2009
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