The Taliban has today displayed its progressive credentials by introducing a requirement for children to produce proof-of-age documentation confirming that they are 13 or over before they will be allowed to purchase firearms.
Posted: Oct 12th, 2009
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The British Body of War Classification today ordered the Government to change the title of the War on Terror to ‘War on Mild Peril’.
Posted: Oct 6th, 2009
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The Ministry of Defence faces an embarrassing recall of its newest land-attack missile cache after discovering that its state-of-the-art target-tracking system was mistakenly fitted with a marriage guidance programme. The problem came to light when the new precision-guided warheads failed to hit a Taliban stronghold in Musa Qala as planned, and instead got straight to the heart of the trust issues between Brenda and Colin Watkins before detonating in their three-bed semi in Crawley.
Posted: Jul 20th, 2009
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‘If we can stop them from flying away we will have them.’
Posted: Feb 10th, 2008
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