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Government forced to rename conflict ‘War on Mild Peril’

The British Body of War Classification today ordered the Government to change the title of the War on Terror to ‘War on Mild Peril’.

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Posted: Oct 6th, 2009
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Army’s new missiles erroneously fitted with Marriage Guidance Systems

launched from Helmand to wherever they're neededThe Ministry of Defence faces an embarrassing recall of its newest land-attack missile cache after discovering that its state-of-the-art target-tracking system was mistakenly fitted with a marriage guidance programme.

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Posted: Jul 20th, 2009
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Pools panel declare War on Terror ‘Away Win’

Panel doesn’t usually do internationals.

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Posted: Oct 8th, 2008
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Toddlers admit failed strategy in War on Pigeons

Pigeons‘If we can stop them from flying away we will have them.’

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Posted: Feb 10th, 2008
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