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George Bush can’t believe he missed out on Nobel Peace Prize by just a few months

"Darn it, if only I'd hung around longer"‘I Didn’t win a darned thing throughout eight years in the job – except that war in Iraq of course, ain’t that right Dick?’

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Posted: Oct 13th, 2009
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Taliban to curb sales of guns to children with ‘No ID, No Weapon’ policy

Dangerous weapons only suitable for those over 13The Taliban has today displayed its progressive credentials by introducing a requirement for children to produce proof-of-age documentation confirming that they are 13 or over before they will be allowed to purchase firearms.

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Posted: Oct 12th, 2009
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Government forced to rename conflict ‘War on Mild Peril’

The British Body of War Classification today ordered the Government to change the title of the War on Terror to ‘War on Mild Peril’.

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Posted: Oct 6th, 2009
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Army’s new missiles erroneously fitted with Marriage Guidance Systems

launched from Helmand to wherever they're neededThe Ministry of Defence faces an embarrassing recall of its newest land-attack missile cache after discovering that its state-of-the-art target-tracking system was mistakenly fitted with a marriage guidance programme.

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Posted: Jul 20th, 2009
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Toddlers admit failed strategy in War on Pigeons

Pigeons‘If we can stop them from flying away we will have them.’

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Posted: Feb 10th, 2008
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