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Geordies vow revenge after Angel of the North is ‘defiled’ by coat

a blatant attack on heroic Newcastle nights out In an act of vandalism that has been described as being ‘as insulting to Geordies as depicting the prophet Mohammed is to Muslims’, Newcastle’s famous Angel of the North has been given a coat.

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Posted: Feb 7th, 2013
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Nations begin traditional Christmas warfare

potential for worst nuclear winter since records beganCountries around the world have begun bombing each other in the run up to Christmas.

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Posted: Nov 19th, 2012
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Don King announces Falklands War rematch in 2015

already being called the 'Frantic in the Atlantic'After months of shadow boxing, the long awaited Falklands War rematch has been confirmed for 2015 to coincide with general elections in Britain and Argentina.

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Posted: Jun 20th, 2012
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UN rules should make wars ‘a little less rapey and killy’

‘The introduction of clear rules in boxing allowed men to punch seven shades of shit out of each other in the controlled environment of a boxing ring. We see no reason why this wouldn’t also work with war.’

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Posted: Feb 24th, 2012
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US announces staged withdrawal from ‘spillage in aisle 14’

still considering pre-emptive strike on LidlUS President Barack Obama has promised that all US troops will exit from Tesco Extra, Chingford by 2019 ‘at the very latest’. The staged withdrawal, is set to begin in earnest September 2013 – before the start of the unforgiving ‘English winter’ – with the removal of 12,000 troops from the Jams, Spreads, Preserves and Marmalades aisle.

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Posted: Nov 15th, 2011
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