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Metropolitan Police given permission to buy Death Ray

Approval has been given for the Metropolitan Police to purchase three Death Rays for London. Stephen Greenhalgh, deputy mayor for policing and crime, authorised the force to buy the water cannons death rays from the Galactic Empire, saving more than £2.3 trillion.

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Posted: Jun 11th, 2014
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Cameron authorises super soaker water pistols for riot police

David Cameron has announced that police will be issued with super soaker water pistols as an extra weapon in their public order armoury. ‘Heavy anti-riot artillery, such as the water cannon, is a blunt sword,’ said the Prime Minister, ‘So we have authorised the micro-artillery of the super soaker anti-riot personal attack weapon.’

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Posted: Aug 12th, 2011
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