‘It consists of mainly socks and the occasional pair of Union Jack underpants. Oh, and some orange overalls labelled ‘stubborn stains – wash and waterboard’.’
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Under stringent new government regulations, anyone who says they do something ‘on a daily basis’ or ‘on a regular basis’ or on an anything-else basis is to be waterboarded on a daily basis until they learn to speak English and say ‘daily’ or ‘regularly’.
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Gordon Brown has admitted he is thinking of introducing the controversial new torture technique – PFI – to kill off criminal gangs.
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