Anyone who says ‘on a daily basis’ to be waterboarded on a daily basis
Under stringent new government regulations, anyone who says they do something ‘on a daily basis’ or ‘on a regular basis’ or on an anything-else basis is to be waterboarded on a daily basis until they learn to speak English and say ‘daily’ or ‘regularly’.
Posted: Mar 18th, 2011
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